Site Menu



October 2021
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      
View Full Calendar


News, Weather & Search

News:
CNN
Google News
BBC News
CBC News

Weather:



Search:
Google






Home > This is Too Funny

This is Too Funny


     Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas
     of town.
   
    Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose

    but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
   
    Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten

    dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free
    house, and has lots of cash to spend.
   
    "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as

    long and hard as you do, so how come you bring

    home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"
   
    Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
   
    Carlos' sign reads;
   
    I have no work,

    a wife

    and six kids to support.
   
   
    "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
   
    "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars

    a day!"
   
    Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"
   
    Jose's sign reads:
   
   
    I only need ten dollars
    to get back to Mexico



2003-2013, GNI. All Rights Reserved.

Processing Time: 0.03558 seconds.
 
Management Login

Powered By FlexCMS
Powered By FlexCMS